karate KO moves--street fighting

2day morning i attended my karate class quite reluctantly coz i was still in the sleeping mode.i didnt want 2 leave my sweet dreams n fluffy pillows 2 a world that ppl hit u n u hit ppl.but with the karate spirit i finally brushed away the thoughts of becoming a truant.n god,i was grateful that i attended 2day's class.sir gave some lecture n we juz practised 4 a while(lucky me).
TIPS OF SELF-DEFENCE(outside class=street fight=protect ourselves):
1.the vital parts of ppl that u cn attack
-neck(using wrist slicing)
-below the chest(punch or front kick)
-private part=_="(better not)
-knee(a hard kick may led 2 fracture)*hehehehe*
2.do not stand between two ppl that look not very nice-prevent attack 2 against 1
3.if ppl hug u(fighting lar of coz)from behind,go reverse till u reach a wall n slam that guy behind u into it.to release urself shake ur buttocks hard(i mean it!)then u r a free man(or woman)again!
4.if u r somehow involved in a woodstick fight,seize the opportunity(fast)n 4gt defencing.ppl want hit u from ur head,use ur stick 2 hit his waist(he sure KO)
5.for females that r not so powerful in attacking,use "natural resources"-high heels,long nails,elbow punch...
6.punch ppl in their jaw-my sir experienced it n he couldnt open his mouth wide 4 three days(n cannot eat a burger...haiz...)--sure KO move
7.nv punch ppl on their face except emergency bcoz it will leave behind traces(swelling n blood).then the bullies can sue u back.try the below-chest punch.very effective.highly recommended
*of coz the tactics above r juz 4 defencing nt 4 satisfying ur desire of bullying

but how do karate learners defence if ppl use the moves above 2 attack them?
ahhah this is our secret...if i tell u then i dont have any defence at all...